A Prayer To Deliver Us From Mediocre White Men

Can I get an AMEN?!

TheKnockturnalProject

Dear Mother Father Everything God,

Please Deliver us from mediocre white men.

Normally, I would believe that to be a powerful enough prayer but Uncle was a real down home praying Pastor and he taught us to be very specific in our prayer. He spoke about the time he prayed for you to keep death in front of him and next thing he knew people all around him were dying left and right. It is with that in mind that I come to you with this very specific prayer. A petition so powerful that it would shake the foundation our lives and world.

Lawd, this trifling, scallywag of a man Bill O’Reilly had the nerve to come for our church auntie Maxine Waters. Lawd, he had the nerve to try and ruin her good name and credit by disrespecting her crown in glory. Now we know fatha that Bill O’Reilly…

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